THE ADVENTURES OF DANTE

In light of recent events - no events whatsoever - I've decided that I'm going to write something. A series of somethings.

And thus, I am proud to announce THE ADVENTURES OF DANTE

Basically, I'm just going to write about what I've done in games, in an underwhelmed and sarcastic tone, as I'm sure you've come to expect. My suspension of disbelief is officially up for sale on eBay, so I'll be going at these games with a large, brick shaped brick, so to speak.

It's gonna be fun!