Wednesday, 18 February 2009

Adventures of Dante: Galactic Conquest

Greetings, weary traveller of space and time. Welcome to my grand palace, the source of all my power, and base of operations.

It is from here that I shall vanquish all that shall stand between me and complete domination of the galaxy.

Essentially, I’m sat in a shed playing Galactic Civilizations II. It’s a great game, though, and I couldn’t think of any game that I’d rather be playing in a garden shed.

GalCiv lets you create your own race, so I do. Thus, the Federation of Tasty Foods is born. I choose this sexy beat to be the face of President Dante:

Federation of Tasty Foods 

The Federation is most notable for having the endorsement of Batman, with whom they share their logo:

Federation of Tasty Foods

And so my quest commences. Will the Federation unite the galaxy under the Bat-Signal, or will they be crushed in their futile attempts like so many before them? Stay tuned to find out.


Love you all x


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Wednesday, 4 February 2009


In light of recent events - no events whatsoever - I've decided that I'm going to write something. A series of somethings.

And thus, I am proud to announce THE ADVENTURES OF DANTE

Basically, I'm just going to write about what I've done in games, in an underwhelmed and sarcastic tone, as I'm sure you've come to expect. My suspension of disbelief is officially up for sale on eBay, so I'll be going at these games with a large, brick shaped brick, so to speak.

It's gonna be fun!